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starkspangly: kaitlyncreates: Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye. HEADCANON ACCEPTED HE MIGHT HAVE CHIRPIES THE DEADLY CANARIAL DISEASE

epicafterdark: the-milkbar: tug tug Would the title of this be… Tug-o-….Rawr? :V I have to make bad jokes, its a condition.

i worship the devil but im also a thot on the low

Im watching this thing on television about some girl who married a gay porn star and he still continues to do gay porn and at one point he said “ Earlier I did do straight porn but..Becky didnt like me having sex with women…so i settled for

hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get

pragmatic-supervillain: drowranger: ottenskjold: matthewsagan: tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr this is the worst post ive ever seen if you have trouble making jokes that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then

officialcommanderlexa: why do str8 ppl act so weird when you mention your sexuality around them like you don’t have to prove to me that you’re a Good Ally™ susan i just wanted to make a joke about how gay i am

mimicteixeira: i have been wanting to make this joke for over a year now, i will start making short jokes again, i have some other planned patreon? commissions smooth Connie~ ;p

cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put them in there

adurot:silentcartoon:swampgallows:wooliest:?????this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life[Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]Imagine having to make that call to your insurance company. Like, no, I’m not joking, a safe really fell on my

erenyeagerbomb: eren shoves some fuckin straws up his nose and makes this shitty joke to make armin laugh when he’s feelin bad also i didnt draw it cause i couldnt figure out how to fit it in right but mikasa is trying very hard not to have juice shoot

one of my co-workers made an ebola joke today and everyone was like “hahahahahahah too soon” so I said “uh. no. there’s no appropriate time to make a joke about a deadly disease.” I have a week left I am going to be the

easahina: thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

funeralfaerie: *cutely chokes on ur cock* Oh- oh no. I’ve killed someone! They’re dead! On my penis!Oh God I have to hide the body. And the weapon! It’s my dick! I have to bury my dick!

Blue jean babyL.A. ladySeamstress for the bandPretty eyedPirate smileYou’ll marry a music manBallerinaYou must have seen her Dancing in the sandAnd now she’s in meAlways with meTiny dancer in my hand

mimicteixeira: i have been wanting to make this joke for over a year now, i will start making short jokes again, i have some other planned patreon? commissions

easahina: thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

easahina: thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

nibit: 420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

lillyhasatumblr: I was trying to take pictures of my new cups like a year ago and realized I could use them to make a joke about ‘being with my own kind now’.Instead I have one about procrastination.

lillyhasatumblr: I was trying to take pictures of my new cups like a year ago and realized I could use them to make a joke about ‘being with my own kind now’. Instead I have one about procrastination.

lillyhasatumblr: I was trying to take pictures of my new cups like a year ago and realized I could use them to make a joke about ‘being with my own kind now’. Instead I have one about procrastination.

xh0nia: bellygangstaboo: She shouldn’t have made a racist comment & she wouldn’t have to deal with any of it. Consequences come with stupid fucking actions, clearly. Wow, I could never ever feel sorry for this girl. To make a joke like that

fabiangow: geistbox: This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one

mirahxox: I have this tremendous urge to make a joke about actually being dressed up as soylent green. I have no idea what is wrong with me.

illusionofthebluebird: You know a fandom’s fucking crazy when we make random jokes about a character’s death and actually laugh at them in a futile attempt to laugh off the pain in our hearts. #Fandom #yes i’m talking to you magi fandom

easahina: thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

I think the hardest part about being a writer is everything. I have so many good ideas, and I want it to be as epic and detailed as asoiaf, but sometimes I feel my ideas exceed my talent. I know it’s funny to make a joke about GRRM taking forever

easahina: thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

geistbox: This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in their

hoganddice: takethethirdoption: I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. “I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s

easahina: thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

geistbox: This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in their

Me joking or being sassy is not my “attitude coming out to play”. It’s me making a joke and you calming the fuck down and dealing with it.(Now THAT’S my attitude coming out to play)

easahina: thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

queenbean03: letyoursoul: punjabchild: Just a friendly reminder that this movie Was released December 22 2004…which makes it… We have been waiting so long to make this joke. Bless you. turbomun

geistbox: This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in their

dancingpurge: have you ever notice that a joke can be funny but as soon as it gets popular you’re not allowed to make that joke or find it funny anymore

dancingpurge: have you ever notice that a joke can be funny but as soon as it gets popular you’re not allowed to make that joke or find it funny anymore

destiny-islanders: Who said that what you learn in math class won’t have any real-life applications? You might need it one day to make a joke about a video game where Squall Leonheart and Goofy say actual words to each other. (This joke hinges upon

easahina: thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

lillyhasatumblr: I was trying to take pictures of my new cups like a year ago and realized I could use them to make a joke about ‘being with my own kind now’. Instead I have one about procrastination.

fabiangow: geistbox: This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one

easahina: thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

Sooo dethklok may return for another tour 👁👁Knowing that, I was finally motivated to buy this babymetal tee I’ve wanted for ages… if they DO have another tour you’ll catch me in this + a thong + waving around my hatsune miku lightstick.

geistbox: This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in their

sixpenceee: The cross-section of the above agate looks like a cross-section of an ocean.

easahina: thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

Ladies and gentlemen who don’t have to ask - Jensen Ackles “I’m not Mr. Debonair Suave. I’m just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes.”

this racist bitch likes to make race jokes, someone should tell her to untie those knots on her head so she can use that brain she is supposed to have..another msnbc loser

geistbox: This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in their

mimicteixeira: i have been wanting to make this joke for over a year now, i will start making short jokes again, i have some other planned patreon? commissions

loreweaver-universe: mimicteixeira: i have been wanting to make this joke for over a year now, i will start making short jokes again, i have some other planned patreon? commissions this is the purest most wonderful thing I’ve seen in months

why do most youtubers have to make racist and/or homophobic jokes in the in videos like shit man i just wanna watch people having fun in overwatch without you making shit jokes like that djfnvurntijbirjtbij

They have special eyes

you gotta have the booty license

@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–

geistbox: This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in their

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